Why a drum has no pitch: overtones at 1.59 and 2.13 instead of 2 and 3
A string's overtones stack at exactly 2, 3 and 4 times the fundamental. A drum's land at 1.59 and 2.13, so there is no note for your ear to lock onto.
Pluck a guitar string and you hear a note. Hit a drum and you hear a thud. Both are a piece of stretched material vibrating, so something has to explain the difference, and the explanation is not loudness or attack.
It is which frequencies the thing is able to hold.
A string is one-dimensional, and its overtones come out at exactly 2, 3, 4 and 5 times its lowest frequency. Your ear treats a stack like that as one sound with one pitch, which is what a note is. A drumhead is two-dimensional, and I had only ever read that its overtones do not stack that way. I had never worked it out.
The gate first
The method was to build it rather than look it up. Take the wave equation, put it on a grid, and write the grid’s Laplacian by hand: each cell compared with its four neighbours, and zero all around the rim because the head is clamped there. Then diagonalize. The eigenvalues give you the frequencies, and the eigenvectors give you the shapes.
Before pointing that at a drum I pointed it at a string, because a string’s answer is already known. The first eight ratios came back within 0.0013 of 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8. That is the same machinery I was about to trust on a shape whose answer I did not know, checked against one whose answer is not in question.
That order matters more than it sounds. A solver with a subtle error in it will still produce a confident list of numbers for the circle, and nothing about that list would look wrong.
The answer
A square plate came out at 1, 1.58, 2.00, 2.24, 2.55, against the closed form’s 1, 1.581, 2, 2.236, 2.55.
A circle came out at 1, 1.59, 2.13, 2.29, 2.65, 2.91. Those are the Bessel-function ratios that describe a real timpani. A five-point stencil I wrote by hand, on a disc of 5,025 grid cells, recovering them to three decimals.

Those patterns are the shapes themselves, and the white lines are where the head does not move at all. Sprinkle sand on a real drumhead and it collects along exactly those lines, which is how Ernst Chladni found them in 1787 with a bow and a metal plate.
Read the labels and you have the whole finding. 1.59, 2.13, 2.29, 2.65, 2.91. Not one of them is a whole number. Take the first thirty modes and round each to its nearest whole number, and five separate overtones all want to be the second harmonic while none of them is. There is no note in there. There is no frequency such that everything else is a multiple of it, so your ear has nothing to lock onto and reports the result as a thud with a rough hum at the bottom.
Measured as the average distance of each overtone from its nearest whole number, a harmonic string scores 0.0000 by construction, the square plate 0.0797 and the circle 0.0769.
Hearing it, by looking at it
Then I synthesised two drums that differ in exactly one respect. Both are the same thirty modes, struck off-centre, each mode decaying at its own rate. In the first, the frequency ratios are the real ones. In the second, I forced them to whole numbers and changed nothing else.

The grey lines are whole multiples of 110 Hz. The forced version puts its energy on them and sounds like a pitched instrument. The real one puts its energy in the gaps.
I cannot hear, so this picture is not an illustration of the result. It is the verification. The claim is that one of these has a pitch and the other does not, and a spectrum against a comb is a way to check that which does not require ears.
The film takes the first six shapes in turn, each sounding its own tone, and then strikes all of them at once.
One thing my model does not have is air. A real timpani sits over a kettle. The air inside loads the head and pulls some of those ratios closer to whole numbers, and that is why a timpani is the one drum an orchestra tunes. What I built is a bare membrane in a vacuum, so it answers the question I asked and not that one.
